This Day in Failure: March 24

2006: Davis Love III shoots an 83 during the second round of the PGA’s Players Championship, marking the first time in the tournament’s 33-year history that a first-round leader misses the cut.

2001: “You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.” —George W. Bush, Gridiron Club dinner, Washington, D.C.

1989: The Exxon Valdez runs aground in Alaska’s Prince William Sound spilling more than 11 million gallons of oil, making it the worst spill in U.S. territory.