DreamMasheen: Quotes from Charlie Sheen

Prepare for a dose of “life-giving proverbs of Charlie Sheen,” which promise to “make you happier, more fertile, and less addicted to vices.”

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Last month Charlie Sheen was the star of television’s No. 1 Show, Two and a Half Men. This month he’s made some of the most bizarre, obtuse statements ever publicly uttered by an actor.

Now the collected ‘winning’ wisdom of warlock Charlie Sheen is available for all to behold at DreamMasheen, where one may “push the masheen … for more dreams” and conjure up gems like:

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

If that's not enough, one may listen to Sheen proclaim: “I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it.”

Is it any wonder that “[p]eople are so mystified by this odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself Charlie Sheen”?

There are about 150 quotes on dreammasheen.com to date, though the creators will presumably keep adding as long as Sheen keeps talking.