If you enjoy reveling in the misfortune of others you’ll love “F My Life World Tour.” The book is a compilation of the funniest posts submitted to fmylife.com, plus a selection of never-before-seen entries culled from viedemerde.fr.
Here are a handful of representative examples:
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me to get a tattoo with his name on it. After it was done, he told me it was over between us and he thought it’d be a nice reminder of him. FML
Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45 minutes. I waited four hours. FML
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phone book. Including my ex. FML
Today, I got up the nerve to text the girl I’ve had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back “Error message 3265: Number no longer in Swrvice.” When I looked it up, I learned that error message 3265 does not exist. FML
If you enjoyed these, there are hundreds more cringe-worthy moments in the book. Just be glad none of them happened to you.