F My Life World Tour

Lifes Crappiest Moments from Around the Globe, Maxime Valette, Guillaume Passaglia and Didier Guedj, Perigee.

If you enjoy reveling in the misfortune of others you’ll love “F My Life World Tour.” The book is a compilation of the funniest posts submitted to fmylife.com, plus a selection of never-before-seen entries culled from viedemerde.fr.

Here are a handful of representative examples:
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me to get a tattoo with his name on it. After it was done, he told me it was over between us and he thought it’d be a nice reminder of him. FML

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45 minutes. I waited four hours. FML

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phone book. Including my ex. FML

Today, I got up the nerve to text the girl I’ve had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back “Error message 3265: Number no longer in Swrvice.” When I looked it up, I learned that error message 3265 does not exist. FML

If you enjoyed these, there are hundreds more cringe-worthy moments in the book. Just be glad none of them happened to you.